The Scotland Epistles Football Magazine

Summer of ’78 in the Editors office of the Sun newspaper “Right, sales are down. It’s been a bad summer. We’ve ran all the Scotland / Ally McLeod / Argentina Farce stories we can, but now we need something else. Any ideas?”

“What about bigger tits on Page 3?”

This is a nice wee set released in late 1972 and I assume given free with the Scottish Daily Express. There were 24 in the set altogether, with most of them being Scottish Internationalists with the exception of Dundee’s Iain Phillip, although some like Bobby Murdoch of Celtic and Dave Smith of Rangers had already played their last games for the national team.
Of the Anglo Scots, they were all shown in Scotland team colours, whilst most of the home players with the exception of Sandy Jardine in their club colours as far as I know. On the back of each is a small biography on the player and there are one or two wee titbits of info that are quite interesting.On the back of the Archie Gemmill one, it refers to the Brazilian tour of ’72 that Robert wrote about six weeks ago or so. It seems that Tommy Docherty selected both Archie Gemmill and John O’Hare for the tour but Derby County manager Brian Clough refused to release them both. Although, Archie’s Scotland career would get back on track after a three year hiatus in 1975, for John O’Hare it would mean the end of his time as a Scotland player. John won thirteen caps in total scoring a credible 5 goals. Each of his five, came in wins for Scotland including single goal wins against Denmark and incredibly Belgium in Euro Qualifiers at Hampden.Given O’Hare’s future involvement with Clough following him from Derby to Leeds to Notts Forest and European Cup glory, he perhaps wasn’t one to hold a grudge.
In reference to the Brazilian tour on the Alex Forsyth card it mentions that Denis McQuade of Thistle was also chosen for the tour but never played. For all you card enthusiasts out there, this is only football card that Alex Forsyth appears as a Jags player. His transfer to Manchester United would follow shortly after this card was published. Overall, they are quite a good looking set although I’m not sure if the Gemmill one was meant to be Archie or the actor Richard Harris curiously looking and saying “ What is this ball I see before me?” I wonder if how Asa Hartford is going to kick a ball with no legs.

Next time: When football cards go wrong”

As far as former Scotland internationalists go, there’s only one Stuart Kennedy and it’s his 62nd birthday on 31st May 2015. Stuart [who shouldn’t be confused with Stewart our ill-fated goalkeeper from 1975] was an over-lapping full-back in the mould of Jardine and McGrain – whose success arguably helped restrict Kennedy’s cap tally to just eight. Indeed Willie Donachie was often Kennedy’s defensive partner.

Those eight caps included two at the 1978 World Cup Finals versus Peru and the Netherlands hence ‘immortalisation’ on the attached Tennents Lager beermat. The Aberdeen defender won his debut cap however in a friendly victory over Bulgaria at Hampden in February 1978 with Coventry’s Jim Blyth and Ian Wallace also making their first appearance for Scotland that evening. His final cap was in a world cup qualifier against Portugal in Lisbon in 1981 whilst in the semi-final of the European Cup Winners Cup against Belgian side Waterschei he sustained a serious knee injury which sadly ended his career.

So here’s another magazine cover from Charlie Buchan’s football monthly of July, 1964 this time. The photo is from the Home International match against England in April of that year. 4 Englishmen and one lone Scot who seems to be causing a bit of a panic. The Scotsman is of course Alan Gilzean, then of Dundee, playing in his third game for Scotland. The England players are Bobby Moore, Gordon Banks, Johnny Byrne and on the goal line Ray Wilson. Perhaps they were right to be panicked as Gilzean would score the only goal of the game in the 72nd minute in front of a Hampden crowd of 133,245.
Gilzean would go on to score 12 goals for Scotland in 22 games which is a really good return for a Scottish striker. There can’t be too many Scots who can claim to have scored against West Germany / Germany three times, having scored a double in a friendly shortly after this game in a two all draw. Gilzean also scored in a World Cup Qualifier in October 1969, which saw the Scots go down 3-2 to an 81st minute goal and our dreams of Mexico ’70 went that way too. Mind you nor can there be too many Dundee players who have scored four goals at Ibrox either. For further reading on Gilzean, I wholeheartedly recommend ‘In Search of Alan Gilzean: The Lost Legacy of a Dundee and Spurs Legend’ by James Morgan. In the Scotland team, two players were making their debuts, goalkeeper Campbell Forsyth of Kilmarnock and John Greig of Rangers. Forsyth would play 4 games in total for Scotland, Greig rather more. In fact, Greig would play in the next 20 consecutive games for Scotland and overall amassing a total of 44 caps, scoring three goals including his unforgettable 88th minute winner against Italy at Hampden in a World Cup Qualifier in November 1965.
The full Scottish line up was; Forsyth, Alex Hamilton (Dundee), Jim Kennedy (Celtic), Greig, Billy McNeill (Celtic), Jim Baxter (Rangers), Willie Henderson (Rangers), John White (Tottenham), Gilzean, Denis Law (Man Utd.) and Davie Wilson of Rangers.

There’s not much of Scottish interest going on in the magazine itself except for an unusual action photo of Denis Law from a Scandinavia v Rest of Europe game (probably not that unusual as Denis was most likely going full tilt at the time). Denis was one of three Scots in the Europe line-up, which also included Jim Baxter and among the subs Alex Hamilton. The game was held to commemorate the 75th anniversary of Danish Independence. Europe won 4-2 with Denis getting a goal, alongside Eusebio and a Jimmy Greaves brace.
Law and Baxter had represented the Rest of the World in a game against England the year before to mark the anniversary of the forming of the Football Association. England won the game 2-1 with Greaves scoring again as did Denis.

I think David Stuart’s idea about football statues is spot-on but can I suggest that we think big on this one. Let’s have some Stalinist-sized statues which straddle the approachways to Hampden – we could even have one of our friend Ray Clemence that is large enough to allow supporters buses and coaches to drive between his legs.

Bigger still, let’s utilise the nearby Campsie Hills or Cathkin Braes to create Scottish Football’s answer to Mount Rushmore. I would propose a monument to management in the shape of Ally MacLeod, Jock Stein, Andy Roxburgh and Craig Brown. If done properly it should be a damn sight more pleasing to the eye than those War of the Worlds like, invasion of the wind turbines. Of course we don’t need to restrict ourselves to just four images grouped together- we could have them dotted all over the Scottish landscape with Gordon Strachan strategically placed on the side of the southern uplands in order to welcome visitors heading north. Vogts, Burley and Levein on the Paps of Jura? If the political will is there, these suggestions could be converted into major capital projects that would help tackle unemployment as we strive to build this socialist paradise of ours. By jove, that Old Speckled Hen ale is strong stuff….

With Aberdeen having a revitalised season under Derek McInnes and finishing a good second to Celtic, it’s maybe time to look back at a time when the Dons began to rule supreme under Alex Ferguson as he was known then. This is a great photo and it taken from Shoot magazine in the early 80’s. It is a clipping so I don’t have the exact date but the narrative suggests it’s ’80 – ’81. The season after their first Premier title.
The premise is 17 Aberdeen players at the time who represented Scotland at all levels from Bobby Clark, Full International to Alan Lyons (schoolboy). Although all would not progress to full international status there were still some great players who made major contributions to the Aberdeen or other clubs around the country. In total this line up achieved 328 full international caps between them. Never mind the fact two of them actually got to manage the national team
The line-up is as follows; Neil Simpson (Youth) – Neil would win a total of five caps. Neale Cooper (Youth) – Neale never achieved full caps but did represent the Under 21’s a total of 15 times. Alex McLeish (Full) – Alex of course won 77 caps for the National team and managed them also. Jim Leighton (Under 21’s) – Jim progressed to become a Scotland legend gaining 91 caps in total. Bryan Gunn (Youth) – one of Norwich City’s fans favourites, Bryan had to leave Aberdeen to gain his full international caps, winning 6 in total. Bobby Clark (Full) – Bobby was coming to the end of his career and had won 17 caps for Scotland from1967 – ’73. Dougie Bell (under 21’s) – Dougie’s career never quite hit the heights of some of the others and he was quite nomadic with spells at Rangers, Hibs and Shrewsbury among others. Mark McGhee (Under 21’s) – Mark gained 4 caps in total scoring two goal including one against England in a one all draw in 1983. Of course Mark is the assistant manager to WGS at the moment with the Scotland Squad. Happy Birthday to Mark on the 25th of May when he will be 58. Drew Jarvie (Full) – Drew had won all his 3 caps in 1971 when he was an Airdrie player, although Drew was a sub in all three games, which we incidentally lost. Front Row; Andy Watson (Under 21’s) – another one whose career didn’t pan out all that successfully, after leaving Aberdeen Andy had periods with Leeds. Hearts and Hibs. However, Andy was one of Alex McLeish’s assistants in the Scotland set-up having worked with McLeish at Motherwell, Hibs and Rangers too. Stuart Kennedy (Full) – Stuart won eight caps in total, however injury would see him retire form the game early in 1983. Alan Lyons (schoolboy) – Alan is perhaps the one player in the picture that didn’t really make the grade it would seem. However, in fairness to him, he was well liked at Montrose where he ended up after some seasons at Forfar. Indeed, in the Montrose website he is one the ‘Links Park Legends’. Willie Miller (Full) – there’s not a lot needs to be said about the grouchy man of Scottish football, suffice to say he won 65 caps in total. Gordon Strachan (Full) – again not a man I need to go into any detail about. Gordon won 50 caps in total. Next up, Eric Black (Youth) – Eric would only win 2 full international caps and perhaps merited more, his caps came as a Metz player and both were substitute appearances However, Eric did score the opening goal of Aberdeen European Cup Winners Cup triumph in 1983 against Real Madrid in Gothenburg. Andy Dornan (Under 21’s) – Andy never established himself at Aberdeen and moved on to Motherwell and Walsall and stopped plying by 1990 it seems. Last but not least John Hewitt (Under 21’s) – John never gained a full international cap but had good career with Aberdeen with the highlight being the winning goal in Gothenburg.
I am not sure if any other team other than Old Firm ones could produce such a picture and a caps total like this and even then perhaps not. It would be interesting though to have a similar photo of the Dundee United team a few years later, as they would have gave this team a run for their money in terms of International players although again the caps count would come nowhere near this.

David Stuart

First posted on Facebook 25th May, 2015

On Saturday I received my tickets for the Scotland -Qatar match on 5th June and I was intrigued to note that they are headed – albeit in very small print -‘Qatar Airways Cup’. So that story about the semi-final ticket mix up was close to the truth after all. We’re through to the final and there is a trophy up for grabs. I hope the prize is like one of those monster-sized golf trophies that is almost the same height as our manager.

Excitingly isn’t it? I wonder who the SFA have arranged to present the cup. The Queen – Elizabeth or Nicola? Sepp Blatter? The Proclaimers? or even Jenners’ answer to Mrs Slocombe?

I thought I’d join David Stuart’s ‘Book Club’ and give mention to one of my favourite titles – Andrew Ward’s ‘Scotland The Team’ which was published in 1987 and which gives a season by season narrative account of the National team’s exploits as well as ‘pen pictures’ on individual players and managers. To the back of the book there are team line-ups and stats etc but it is in the narrative that the ‘gems’ lurk.
Apparently just before the world cup qualifier with England at Hampden in April 1950, a smallpox outbreak in Glasgow had caused a scare and so the players stayed out of the city until the day of the match – the Scots at Largs and the English at Troon. And of course we later chose to decline the invite to participate at the finals in Brazil.
The section on the 1954 World Cup Finals still defies belief. The selectors choose only 13 players for the trip to Switzerland which included only one goalkeeper. Furthermore, Rangers players [including regular skipper and then record cap holder George Young] were not included as they were required for the club’s trip to the USA. In Switzerland the players were forced to train in their club jerseys and were promptly nick-named the Liquorice Allsorts.
Yet another embarrassing moment occurred in our opening match when the Austrian captain presented Preston’s Willie Cunningham with a pennant and our skipper had nothing to hand back.

Going to Hampden for a Scotland match should be a pilgrimage in a way, whether you’re travelling 500 miles or like me 500 yards. There should be a sense of the occasion, a sense of history and the shared legacy of it.
At Celtic Park, there’s quite a few statues including Jimmy Johnstone, Jock Stein and the newly unveiled Billy McNeill. I imagine quite a few Celtic fans take their sons, grandsons etc. and show them the statues before the game and tell tales of days gone past. I’m sure others do likewise with John Greig’s one at Ibrox and indeed Billy Bremner’s down at Elland Road, home of Leeds United. Although, I was in Barrow-In-Furness once and saw Emlyn Hughes’ statue and just thought “ Aye, yer still a dick.”
So what do we have at Hampden? Nothing, not a sausage, although I do admit to liking the big pictures on the concourse walls, although I was a bit confused when I was at the Gibraltar game to see two of what looked like a Peru goal from Argentina on show. However, we don’t have that icon that we can say to our sons etc. “Aye, he was a great player” to. Isn’t about time we did though?
So who could we have? Well, Denis Law is probably the most likely, in that one arm raised salute holding his collar by the cuff pose. I suppose we could have Billy Bremner in that iconic moment when he has just missed the opportunity to score against Brasil with his hands to his head. Or what about Jim Baxter playing keepy uppy at Wembley. Then there’s Archie Gemmil’s nonchalant pumped fist in the air when he has scored the greatest goal ever, ever.
Then there’s also WGS in Mexico ’86 when he pretends to jump the barrier. Or in the modern era what about James McFadden as he has just hit the trigger to score that great goal in France. Joe Jordan with his teeth out is always a classic pose.
Given our penchant for shooting ourselves in the foot, maybe one or two showing our less celebrated moments could be apt. What about Jinky on a rowing boat or even Jinky given the two fingers up to the press a couple of days after the boat incident. Chris Iwelumo missing against Norway. Alan Rough, Asa Hartford et al with perms! Barry Ferguson rubbing two fingers against his nose at Hampden after Boozegate. Willie Johnston holding out two pep pills.
Maybe we could have a surreal faceless Ally McLeod holding two Janus masks, one his happy ebullient self and the other that face of abject misery in Argentina where he seemed to age years in minutes.
Or what about a dedication to the Tartan Army with three foot soldiers in regalia, arms around each other with the two outer characters arms, also out so we can pose either side and have our photos taken. Of course they could all have sporrans to drop money into and raise funds for the Tartan Army Sunshine Appeal.
It goes without saying that about ten yards away there should be a lonely anorak reading his programme and I’m sure Robert Marshall would volunteer to model for it. It would also make an apt place for us to sell the Epistles magazine, rather than saying we will be on Somerville Drive selling the magazine, we can say, buy from the anorak at the Anorak.
It goes without saying that as long as it’s not Rod Stewart badly done like that Michael Jackson one at Fulham, a few years back.
At the very least let’s have some of the stands named after some of our greatest players, that way I won’t get East and West mixed up with North and South.

David Stuart

First posted on Facebook May 25th May, 2015